The Chicago Bagel Authority is now on MySpace and may have special hook ups for their virtual friends that come hang out in real life.

Put them in your Top Friends for your chance to become a preferred customer.  I made that up, but do it anyway.

I also kinda know him for real, but visit his MySpace page to check out some hot tracks and become his friend too. GregTunes.net is a good site to check out as well for more from Greg Gibbs. You had no idea how talented the Gibbs family is.

Who doesn’t want to hear some Buckeye rap today? Cool Ray, my newest virtual friend, is like the rapping version of The Dead Schembechlers (who changed their name to Bastard Sons of Woody). Check out his MySpace page for some hot tracks to help you get through the day.

Thanks Rhetta.

Not satisfied with how cool your Top 8 on MySpace makes you look?  Have no friends commenting on your Facebook wall?  Well, some whizkids have created FakeYourSpace to sell you hot friends.

Seriously, for 99cents per model, you can purchase an “attractive” girl/guy who you can add to your friends list and they will post on your page twice a week.  The hotness of the models is questionable, see for yourself.

Anywho, if you’re looking for some work on the side, they’re looking for models.  Be a virtual escort, no cybersex required!

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This is Danity Kane’s debut video. They’re better known as the girls from Diddy’s Making the Band 3. The song is called Showstopper and it features Young Joc, the “it’s going down” guy.

Anywho, you should watch this so you can see Aubrey’s outfit. You’ll know which one I’m talking about when the dance number starts. Hot damn, way to make daddy proud.

They’re also my latest pretend friend on MySpace.

The entire cast of Entourage. Vincent Chase, Johnny Drama, E, and Turtle. No Ari, so I guess it’s not the entire cast.

Click here to become my virtual friend, instantly making me feel better about myself and my popularity.

Click here to join the movement by joining the StephenASmithSucks.com MySpace site.

This is what it sounds like when Mr. A. Smith is talking:

Thanks to MySpace, I now have 100+ virtual friends. How many of them do I actually know? That is not important. What is important is being virtually popular, because that means cool.

While you’re at it, watch my newest friend’s video again:

Whitney Houston is my newest friend. She says she doesn’t do drugs, and I’m sticking by her side!

It had been awhile since I made any new internet buddies, so I went back to the hood. Thanks MySpace!

Snoop Dogg

Paul Wall

While you’re at it, check out Paul’s latest video, a song dedicated to the internet.