Get a hot chick to pose from every angle in the item description to drive hits to the auction page.  That’s driving web traffic 101.

More importantly, want to have Suge Knight breathing down your neck?  Thought so.  In case you’re interested, Death Row Records and most of its assets are up for auction.

Instead of just describing the club up for auction, the seller tells its entire story.

Thanks Dave.

This is sanitary and somehow relates perfectly to the Cubs. Bidding only starts at $2,000!

People will use eBay to capitalize on anything.  It’s pretty funny that this guy just had a piece of gym floor signed by Tim Hardaway and then put some stickers on it after the fact.  It went for $20.51.  If you’re not sure why this is supposed to be funny, click here for more.

Bidding starts at the low low price of $1 million!   My expert car sources (Chad) tell me this 1997 Bentley isn’t worth close to that.  What he’s not taking into consideration is the value of this:

Meet the Champ!  The winner (the highest bidder**) of this classic and pristine automobile with only 8,307 miles will be invited to meet Mr. Holyfield on his 200-acre estate property for the delivery of the vehicle.  Autographed photos of Mr. Holyfield and the winner will also be taken at the time of delivery and sent to the winner.

And some money goes to charity n stuff.  Oddly enough, it doesn’t specify what percentage.

Check out how this seller tried to get more views to his auction of 2 Ohio State - Michigan tickets for this weekend.  Brilliant.

Ha. 

While an auction for a 1985 Ferrari may seem normal, check out the last 3 pictures listed in the auction. Do it!

Thanks Chad.

A piece of toast with a Brokeback Mountain scene.  90% of profits go to AIDS research.

New category for the site - Weird Auctions.

There’s probably thousands of them per day on eBay, but I’ll post the ones I come across. Feel free to send some my way if you find them.

Up first, Carrot Boy. If you thought the french fry that looked like Abe Lincoln was cool, check out this:

To check out a site that aggregates all of these, go here.