Get a load of this:

• Russian Internet Cafe
• 2 teams playing Counter Strike against each other
• Strippers show up to distract, fail

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Metromix compiled a gallery of 100+ images of idiotic tattoos.

If Glamour Shots can’t fix your child’s ugliness, have them retouched to look like a doll!

via regretfulmorning

I find it hard to be sensitive about this story.

Mr Mason hungrily devours three family-size takeaway meals a night, The Sun reports.

He eats 20,000 calories per day, compared to the average male’s intake of 2500.

In case you’re not planning to click thru to learn more, he weighs nearly 1,000 pounds.

Who calls it a wrapper?  Must be because “wrapper” and “rapper” are pronounced differently.

It doesn’t get much more creative than this jaw-dropper:

WTF? Who paints this stuff?

via pictureisunrelated

Think of this:

He felt that he had sinned by selling the creatures for profit in the past, so he decided to repent by giving thousands of them a home.  mmmmk.

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