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• Remember the American Gladiator Malibu?  [IceIceBabies]
• 12 Hottest Female Sports Uniforms.  [Guyism]
• 10 Worst Rapping NBA Players.  [Street Level]
• 10 Esthetically Awesome Self Defense Items.  [Gunaxin]
• 3 Great Tim Tebow Costumes.  [Busted Coverage]
• Andy Reid Shows His O-Face.  [KSK]
• 10 Movie Titles That Double As Genitalia Euphemisms.  [Next Round]
• Larry King’s Hair Is A Bird.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• 5 Things You  Didn’t Know About Vaccinations.  [Ask Men]
• Classic video:  Who put this d*ck on my back?  [IGN]
• Tips for flexing your alpha with the ladies.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• 10 Sexiest Moments In Late Night.  [Manofest]
• 25 Awesome Fast Food Toys.  [Screen Junkies]

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Holy Taco has discovered 23 more cases of orange face.

Rumor has it that Nicolas Cage is broke, and Film Drunk takes a hilarious look at how this could have happened. Here’s a quick rundown of what he’s purchased in the past:

* At least two yachts and a gulfstream jet.
* Two private islands in the Bahamas.
* Paid $500,000 for a Lamborghini confiscated from the Shah of Iran which was worth $250 - 300,000
* “A dinosaur skull that Cage purchased in 2007 for $276,000 in a heated auction with Leonardo DiCaprio.”
* “In June 2004, he owned 18 motorcycles and 30 cars, a member of his entourage says. And that was on the low end: At another point, two sources say, the car total was around 50. At one point, Cage was snapping up cars at a rate of about “one per month.” [Ed. Note: not really that much if you're pulling $40 mil a year.]
* “Cage’s pet collection, which in addition to a handful of purebred dogs [tré lavish!], included rare birds and a host of lizards, snakes, and other creepy crawlies.” Also: an octopus.
* Two actual castles, one in Bath, England, and another in Etzelwang (hehe), Germany
* “He also had two albino King Cobras (Moby and Sheba), this person says, as well as ‘an antidote serum on the wall, so that if you got bit by a snake you could save yourself.’”

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I haven’t seen Bruno yet, but it seems like one of those movies that you’ll be fine just watching the highlights on YouTube.

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Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 15 Best Man Caves.  [Bro Bible]
• What If Richard Simmons Was A Pickup Artist?  [Funny Crave]
• Top 12 Runway Model Mishaps.  [Fashionables]
• Top 5 Unintentionally Disturbing Viagra Ads.  [Gunaxin]
• Fun with the Google search box.  [Slate]
• Kid Kicks A Kitten (video).  [Totally Crap]
• Craigslist’s Halloween Missed Connections.  [SF]
• Afraid of flying? There’s an app for that.  [Tuaw]
• Top 10 Sports Franchises That Should Move.  [Ask Men]
• Top 10 Evil Doctors.  [TopTenz]
• Creepy Urban Legends That Are True.  [Cracked]
• Extreme Cases Of Video Game Addiction.  [Asylum]
• Youtube Cliches That Need To Go Away.  [URLesque]

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If you’re not following @shitmydadsays on Twitter, you’re missing out.  His most recent Tweet speaks the truth:

“Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.”

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